My mother got married yesterday, guys. My mother. She is now a married woman. She's changing her last name to Reed tomorrow. She is MARRIED. *still in shock* She told me today, and only because I called her and asked her why she was acting weird!

MY STEPFATHER IS MY AGE. HAVE I MENTIONED THIS? HE IS THREE MONTHS OLDER THAN I AM. EDIT: I AM 23. I FORGOT TO MENTION.

*rolls around*

adhfjkadhsjkfhkajshfkjashgkh.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Current Music: Jonathan Coulton - I Feel Fantastic

I now have Criminal Minds icons. Life is good. *glee* I even started writing again. Oh, words barely express how much I love this show.

Tonight I decided I would get back to work on my epic LFDH story >:( It wasn't half-bad, it just needs to be finished for fuck's sake. I'd written six thousand words for it before I quit, and that is a lot of motherfucking words. It wasn't even half done! D:

Anyway, I just realized that I get out of work in 20 minutes and I can't enjoy my nightly ritual of falling asleep while watching episodes of Planet Earth. Wtf, this is not cool. I have never felt put upon to stay up all night, but I guess today I do.

Time for more Criminal Minds. Maybe even some more writing. 5 am is a long way away :(


_{some things will never end, they're just too strong}

Current Music: Tiger Army - Afterworld

For the record, my 'weekend' happens on Tuesday and Wednesday. These are very fine days to have off. Especially this week, when Seattle got a break from the overcast weather we've been having and it was fucking gorgeous.

( Here is my weekend, in pictures. )


_{and so another journey has come to an end
another moment passed that will not, will not come again}

Current Music: Tiger Army - Where the Moss Slowly Grows

I don't know about you guys, but I get a lot of shit from Amazon used. I guess it's called the Amazon Marketplace? Whatever, anyway. I have had no problems, never, so I guess it was inevitable that I would eventually deal with shitty service.

( My tale of bad customer service from an asshole in Tennessee. )

Also I have apparently agreed to work the most insane shift ever for the next two days. WTF was I thinking?


_{and the breath you spoke those words with belongs to me}

Current Music: Tiger Army - Hotprowl

Dear thesecondlaw,

I just heard stereowire yell up to me, from the kitchen, "I ACCIDENTALLY ALL THE CHOWDER."

*is ded now, from lulz*

Current Music: Modest Mouse - Dashboard

It only took six seasons, and three years after Nat and I got into NCIS and discovered it had virtually no fandom to speak of, that people on my flist are starting to get into it and get fannish about it. I'm sure NCIS El Gay has something to do with it, but I don't care, because NCIS: Original Flavor is wonderful, and it's about time the fandom hivemind started to notice <3

That's all.

Current Music: Planet Earth - Freshwater

So, Snikt managed to escape my lens last night. I'm not sure how she did it, but when I came out of my room last night on break, I saw her chilling out by the window and hurried to get a quick picture of the elusive GirlKitty.

( Plus two of Stuka, who is awesome. )


_{razor sharp, razor clean
feel the weapon sensation}

Current Music: Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko

YAY NEW HOUSE PICTURES. Finally. I walked around for a half hour and took a whole fucking bunch, so be warned. Lots of boring pictures of my belongings after the cut.

( We're so awesome. )

:D


_{all the robotic families
searching the circuitry
for what remains}

Current Music: Shiny Toy Guns - When They Came For Us

Here is a list of the questions that I just asked a customer, and her answers:

Ally: "Are you of any Hispanic or Latino heritage?"
Caller: "What does that mean?"
Ally: "...Are you of any Hispanic...or Latino...heritage?"
Caller: "I don't understand."

I explained what it meant to be of any kind of Hispanic or Latino heritage, and eventually, we figured out she was a white chick xD

Ally: "And what is the highest level of education you've received?"
Caller: "What?"
Ally: "You know...what was the highest grade you made it to?"
Caller: "Uhhhhhhhhh...like, when I quit school?"
Ally: "That'll do."

*headdesk*

Ally: "And this question is personal in nature, so you can skip it if you want, but do you consider yourself to be: A, heterosexual or straight? B, gay or lesbian? C, bisexual?
Caller: "I have a husband."
Ally: "...A, B, or C?" ***
Caller: "What was the first one?"
Ally: "Heterosexual or straight."
Caller: "I guess straight, not heterowhatever. I like men."

*** Sometimes people say "I'm normal" (doesn't that just piss you off?), which has caused me to act dumb if they say anything but A, B, or C.

There was more, but typing this up made me want to curl up in the fetal position and weep.

Current Music: Wanda Sykes - Sick And Tired

I just got my camera back! I need to charge it tonight but tomorrow, if the lighting is nice, I will take many pictures~ <3

We've lived in the house for not even two weeks, and now three of my friends are moving to my neighborhood in less than a month. Crazy, but awesome. Crazy-awesome.


_{why are the robots so sad?}

Current Music: Shiny Toy Guns - When They Came For Us