I have two awesome conversations from my week, and I simply must share them.

1. Work, at around 11PM--

Ally: This is the GASQL, my name is Ally, how can I help you tonight?

Caller: *sexy voice* Hello Ally. How are you?

Ally: I'm doing very well sir, how can I help you?

Caller: *breathing heavily* I'm about to shoot off a load of my hot come, do you have a minute?

Ally: ... I'm afraid I don't, sir.

Caller: *politely* Oh. Well thank you anyway. Have a good night.

Ally: You too, sir.

[I love my job. Even the obscene callers are polite!]

2. The backstory: stereowire and I are watching Supernatural. She's only seen bits and pieces of the first season, so we're starting from the beginning, and tonight James joined us about half-way through the fifth or sixth episode. He's never seen SPN, not ever, and knows nothing about it. The three of us are sitting there and James starts asking questions about what's going on--

James: Okay. So this show is kinda like... like...

Nat: It's like The X-Files crossed with Boondock Saints.

James: So they drive around the country and fight...demons?

Ally: And ghosts. And monsters.

Nat: Anything in the horror genre, basically.

James: And other than that, it's just nonstop sexing, right?

Nat: That's what fandom has to say.

Ally: Well, I mean, they're brothers.

James: What?! Are you serious? I didn't--I didn't know! *sigh* Oh well, incest is win-cest.

Nat: *laughing*

Ally: That's what they call it, dude. On the internet.

James: What?? Oh, come on!

Ally: Their last name is Winchester.


It all derailed from there.

In other news, I am completely addicted to The Sims 3.